Curse

reaper with no name · Nov 16, 2010, 02:03 AM // 02:03

Nerfing Protective Spirit.

Bellatrixa · Nov 16, 2010, 04:08 AM // 04:08

Items drop to the ground and can be looted when you die (can be from equipped weapons, items in your inventory, armour you're wearing... anything on your person). Hey, it happens to enemies so it's only fair!

Rushin Roulette · Nov 16, 2010, 12:34 PM // 12:34

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Originally Posted by Ailina

Quick question, OP. I don't really get your example. Probably because I haven't done Gyala in a while, but which giant blocks of jade are you talking about?

Also, for me, it'd be Paras having to go pick up their spear each time they chuck it.

That'd make me chuckle when people first notice it.

The example was about a mission where you drop up Smoke Canisters in the midddle of 5 baby turtles and the Adult turtles with Shell mounted Cannons shoot giant blocks of Jade (Seeing as the Luxons live on a Jade sea that ist the available material to work with) at the Smoke canister.

Your example would be pretty hilarious as well. I can just see the Rangers and Paragons screaming at others in the party to slow down and help look for the dropped arrows/spears

Edit: Just thought of another one... Anet add "Weight" to weapons and items like in PnP RPGs. Players are suddenly not able to move because they have 30+ gold Armors and weapons from farming in their inventory, not to mention the 10 stacks of Consumables they wanted to use while farming for golds to fill the remaining spaces.

Veldan · Nov 16, 2010, 01:40 PM // 13:40

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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

Also, stealing monster skills.

"I'm using Base Defense on Kurzick Mesmer!"

+1 for turning JQ into dragon arena, without dodgeable projectiles

Perfected Shadow · Nov 16, 2010, 02:06 PM // 14:06

Friendly fire in pve: because I want to c space unload an asuran scan chain on these super high damage 'nukers' in pugs.

Friendly fire in pvp: because it's faster to kill my own team than to get them to type 8 chars for /resign.

jazilla · Nov 16, 2010, 04:32 PM // 16:32

I would laugh heartily if they put a 15 second cool down on Shadow Form.

onerabbit · Nov 16, 2010, 04:52 PM // 16:52

Having to Fix your armor/weapons on a regular basis, the more broken/higher stats, the more it costs lol xD

Ghull Ka · Nov 16, 2010, 04:58 PM // 16:58

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Originally Posted by onerabbit

Having to Fix your armor/weapons on a regular basis, the more broken/higher stats, the more it costs lol xD

This would not make me laugh at all. Not even for a moment.

Malganis · Nov 16, 2010, 05:41 PM // 17:41

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Originally Posted by Faure

To elaborate on that one:
Unattributed all-class shout: '"MEDIC!" The next heal or resurrection spell that targets you heals for 25% more.'

My alliance yells that now whenever we die. Its good for a laugh.

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Originally Posted by Perfected Shadow

Friendly fire in pvp: because it's faster to kill my own team than to get them to type 8 chars for /resign.

I soooooo agree with you here. Nothings worse than trying to figure out which numbnuts hasnt typed /resign yet.

UnChosen · Nov 16, 2010, 06:07 PM // 18:07

Removal of fame and rank. Nothing else would come close to the meltdown and tears that this would achieve.

jazilla · Nov 16, 2010, 06:29 PM // 18:29

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Originally Posted by UnChosen

Removal of fame and rank. Nothing else would come close to the meltdown and tears that this would achieve.

i guess this would really be the funniest.

Voodoo Rage · Nov 16, 2010, 07:22 PM // 19:22

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Originally Posted by Saldonus Darkholme

This again would be a BLAST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znXGchXre_A

That's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

For the next April Fools fake skill update:

- Knockdowns now knock your weapon out of your hand onto the ground.

- Monster Skill that changes the dye color of a random piece of your armor

- Surviving monsters will attempt to pick up the items dropped by their comrades

Bodock · Nov 16, 2010, 08:29 PM // 20:29

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Originally Posted by onerabbit

Having to Fix your armor/weapons on a regular basis, the more broken/higher stats, the more it costs lol xD

Some games have this EQ for PS2 does. your weapons and armor have hitpoints and when they break your weapons basically do no dmg and you take much more dmg when you armor breaks.

You have to goto a blacksmith and repair them.

reaper with no name · Nov 16, 2010, 08:40 PM // 20:40

A nerf to Resurrection Signet.

A nerf to Mending.

A buff to Wounding Strike.

A nerf to Wounding Strike.

End · Nov 16, 2010, 11:09 PM // 23:09

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Originally Posted by reaper with no name

A nerf to Resurrection Signet.

On that note nerf all resurect skills to work vengance style

Ryssul Sylverhart · Nov 16, 2010, 11:48 PM // 23:48

Adding in "real life" aspects to the game, such as:

- You tire/become exhausted as you run around, forcing your character to walk and ultimately have to take a rest. Say bye-bye to runners and hello to 5 million-hour long dungeons!
- Your energy depletes and you have to revitalize it through the food and alcohol items, or else you are forced to exhaustion.
- You tire from using weapons/face mental exhaustion as you spell cast, etc.

There was a game I played that did that, and I seriously found that SO ANNOYING when I had to stop and eat bread/drink water every five seconds as I tried to navigate through dungeons, or I became sluggish and weak as I swung my sword too many times and the boss would annihilate me, etc.

wilebill · Nov 17, 2010, 01:44 AM // 01:44

SMG, Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle. And I'm good to go.

Master Fuhon · Nov 17, 2010, 02:21 AM // 02:21

Non-consenting player combat and skill usage in outposts using PvP versions of skills. You could attack bots, farmers, any person who didn't accept you into a group, AoE the people grouping around Xunlai, Cripple Shot train people trying to get to merchants.

Voodoo Rage · Nov 17, 2010, 03:24 AM // 03:24

Z-rank of a certain rank now knocks people down in outposts.

Darth The Xx · Nov 17, 2010, 06:26 AM // 06:26

Allowing people to jump, this would screw up every PvP format ever as they would now be filled with jumping retards! (For a case study see -> WoW)